Fat women make me want to throw up. I’m sorry, they do. More so than fat men (not much more though). And I’m not talking about overweight by 20, 30, or even 50 pounds. And I’m also not talking about people that are trying to lose weight, and understand that it’s unhealthy to be overweight. Those people are fine by me. I’m talking about these zip code-sized, cheese-filled, take-four-seats-in-an-airplane fat people that are OK with how fucking ginormous they are. Take that fat-ass from ‘Precious’, for example. What’s her name? Gotabig Sandwich? Yea, I think that’s it. She’s perfectly OK with being the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man’s ugly sister. As evidenced by this. When she laughed off criticism, a 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit LA, for Christ’s sake. And then she ate Ryan Seacrest, mistaking him for a cheeseburger. The amount of food she’s taken in must be astounding. They should just put her down, and feed her to hungry villages. They’d eat like kings for weeks.
And how about this stupid bitch in NJ who weighs 600lbs (pictured above in all her curvaceous Rascal scooter glory)? Here’s the kicker– SHE WANTS TO REACH 1000!!! Her husband explained that he’s attracted to fat woman, but only because he’s deathly afraid of being stranded on a desert island with nothing to eat. They have sex, and he plays hide-and-go-seek at the same time. Then instead of smoking a cigarette, he smokes her a ham. This ungodly thing eats 70 pieces of sushi in a sitting! That’s not sushi, that’s an entire fucking Bluefin Tuna. I hope she gets hit by a Twinkie truck 10 minutes before her final weigh-in, and then I hope she’s too fucking fat to bring to the hospital in an ambulance. Then they have to use one of the horse trailers on the back of a pickup to take her disgusting-ness in. She gets upset when she has to run after her daughter because it keeps her weight down. Oh Heaven forbid, you run around with your kid for a few minutes, before you writhe over in pain and eat a box of jelly donuts. You fat, disgusting slob.
If you’re fat (really fat), you should not also be stupid. That’s just unfair. But some really fat people are just that. They say, “I’m happy with the way I look!”, and, “I love my figure!” Yea… so does Applebee’s. That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard! You’re happy that you weigh 350 lbs?! That’s like saying, “God, I sure am glad I got this cancer… I was so worried that I was going to have to live a full life! WHHHEEEWWWW!”
This entire post, I’ve rambled, simply because this gets me so fucking angry I can’t think straight.
Here’s a word of advice, if you’re one of the above people I’ve described.
Stop perpetually eating for like 10 minutes, and walk around. Or kill yourself, so no more food is wasted on you.