I’m not allowed to call stupid people “fucking retarded” anymore. I may piss off some disability advocates somewhere. Oh no. What ever happened to free speech? It went to the retard house, apparently. This past week, good ‘ol Sarah “I-can-see-Russia-from-my-house” Palin, decided to jump on White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for calling liberal democrats “fucking retarded”. See the article here. You know me… I hate most democrats more than Hitler hated those weird clips on his fishnet stockings, including Mr. Emanuel; however, this time I have to defend the guy. HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG. Yea, I know Palin’s got a kid, who pets dogs too hard, but I don’t fucking care. If she lets a word like retard define her son, then she’s a moron (well, she IS a moron already, but I digress). This one particular incident is part of a growing disturbing trend in our history (I’m sorry, herstory) that’s leading to total PC (political correctness).
I’M SO SICK OF POLITICAL FUCKING CORRECTNESS. I call someone retarded, because they’re acting like a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way. Holy crap, is that one of the definitions of retard? It is? Well, color me retarded! I call it history, the person who coined the word DECIDED TO FUCKING CALL IT THAT. Believe me feminist, it wasn’t to disparage you in any way, you disgusting slob. Now go back to your man-hate meetings, and continue to not get laid while your armpit hair grows to caveman proportions. I want to say chairman, manhole, and blackboard. What’s next? Let’s spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to change handicapped signs to say “differently abled”. Let’s change all construction signs to say “People at work”. Hell, the word “menstruation” offends me. I want it called “Why’s-my-girlfriend-such-a-bitch”. The main problem with people who are all about PC is that they don’t have a filter built into their brains, like the rest of us, that sends a signal telling us when something is true, and when something is being blown out of proportion. More often than not these are liberal douches. This time, it’s liberal douches and Sarah Palin (no surprise there). You cannot please everybody all the time, especially those of the PC variety. Way to spoil homeless bum fights for the rest of us.
When are people going to realize that until they stop being so fucking sensitive and wasting time on this inane, ridiculous horseshit, there will never be another genuine problem solved. Even retards can drink to that, through their sippy cups. Oops, I think you spilled a little. Retard.